Monday, November 22, 2010

MY FRIEnds???

The online Free Dictionary by Farlex defines ‘FRIEND’ as

“A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts. A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.”

Dictionary.com defines similarly;

“A person who is on good terms with another. A person who is not hostile. A person who gives assistance

In the run of our lives, we are all thought to be as honest as we can be, NO MATTER WHAT! That is, indeed, the making of an honorable and respected person. However, looking back at the definition of ‘FRIEND’* above, honesty just doesn’t cut it!

“...knows, LIKES,...”

“...is on GOOD TERMS with.....NOT HOSTILE....GIVES ASSISTANCE

Being a ‘FRIEND’ , a ‘GOOD’ friend in that, is really something more complicated that cooking a 5 Star Italian full-course meal. It’s not just about the question of using the correct ingredients and using them at the right time, combining all those subtle, if not ‘cocky’ flavours into one complex-palate-satisfying dinner on the table, but it is about how one come to learn the essentials of when to speak of the appropriate things at the correct moment so as to win a ‘FRIEND’s’ LIKE of you to be in GOOD TERMS with them.

How? All you need is a little seasoning and the correct spice tying up the whole concoction. Yes! This means, LYING. Or does it?

So all friendships are just one big bucket of lousy lies? Not really. Depending on the situation, being a ‘FRIEND’ could just mean lending over your ears or even just your presence at the moment of need, bla bla bla...

To be in GOOD TERMS with your friends and to avoid HOSTILITY, paltering is needed unless you can season your words up to a point where even a roadside fast food tastes better than a 5 Star Restaurant. Honestly, ask yourself, when was the last time you said something in front of your friend(s), so called, “asking for their advice(s)” and in the end using them? Ok, so you do use some of them. But remember how they were suggested to you. Was it ‘seasoned’ or was it a platter of hot plain ‘ol white rice slapped right onto your precious piece of skin on your face? Compare them with those you did not, which scores higher?

To fib or not, sometimes it all winds down to choices of being tactful of situations where the control of one’s’ tongue is of most crucial. It is not an excuse for not knowing the ‘ethics’ of talking or being a person in this complex society of ours. It’s all about will power.

So, yeah, you don’t even know how to hold a spoon to feed yourself, BUT YOU’VE LEARNT!

You don’t know how to drive until you were 18, THERE! YOU’VE LEARNT!

You don’t know how to operate an electronic gadget. But YOU WILL LEARN HOW!

So you don’t know this, you don’t know that, HELL!! No one knows everything! We all learn! How fast we learn it and the reason for it depends pretty much on our very own self. So why not learn having control over mind, body and TONGUE to be a truly GOOD FRIEND while not having to prevaricate at all?!??!???

It’s your body,

It’s your brain,

It’s your tongue,

It’s your mouth,

It’s your life,

Be wise,

Be in control...


*Non-intimate, non-romantic friendship

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Sorry Sorry by Super Junior with a 'lil Twist just to Crank it up even MORE!!

Chill....Relax... Have some fun and Laughter with Super Junior!!!

Play the song right at the bottom of the page and follow the lyrics below! ENJOYYyyy....!!!


Sorry Sorry by SuperJunior

Dig a lil’ bit,

Dig a lil’ bit,

Dig a lil’ bit oh!!

Dig a lil’ bit oh!!

oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH....

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

Naked naked naked banjo

naked naked naked baju baju baju “bao you”(hug you) babey,

sorry sorry sorry sorry,

mean you push-up, push-up, push-up,

Sumi, makan makan makan MEGA meet you, meet you, babey.


Para gonna mimpi soggin’, mimpi soggin’,

madam muchy, madam muchy mole a hole you know?

Call, oh!, All your mao(cat) Eh! Moose(hair gel) your mao, Eh! Moose your mao raw-magination jangan bai tuo(please) huan(change) “ya ba”(dumb),

..........................................,

...........................................,

............................................,

............................................,

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

Naked naked naked banjo

naked naked naked baju baju baju “bao you”(hug you) babey,

sorry sorry sorry sorry,

mean you push-up, push-up, push-up,

Sumi, makan makan makan MEGA meet you, meet you, babey.

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......badan tam tam(body wet wet),

Ca..ca..ca..ca..ca..call I nor Mann teman mesin-gan (machine gun)

Jana kem massagy no hana(flower) patt geh ”ang bo yong”(useless husband)

A neh me ka?(so fast?) Cari Jalan “ban ji”(TOTO),

Maggot mari, zuo...!! (maggot come sit)

..........................................,

...........................................,

............................................,

............................................,

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

Naked naked naked banjo

naked naked naked baju baju baju “bao you”(hug you) babey,

sorry sorry sorry sorry,

mean you push-up, push-up, push-up,

Sumi, makan makan makan MEGA meet you, meet you, babey

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......badan tam tam (body wet wet),

Less dance...dance...dance...dance,

Less dance...dance...dance...dance

Less dance...dance...dance...dance...dance...dance.

Eh! .............................................. yeahhhh.....,

Mana Maa? (Where’s Mom?)

Sarang Ngai bull shit for the bed, “Da Shi ha! lupa sengat ghost hoh”(Da Shi forgot to sting the ghost)

HEHhh!! Hehhh!! Hehh...!

Ini lagi budak Ching-Gu kata naked neko(cat) shit gold,

....................................

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

Naked naked naked banjo

naked naked naked baju baju baju “bao you”(hug you) babey,

sorry sorry sorry sorry,

mean you push-up, push-up, push-up,

Sumi, makan makan makan MEGA meet you, meet you, babey.

Dance...dance....dance...dance...

Dig a lil’ bit,

Dig a lil’ bit,

Dig a lil’ bit oh!!

Dig a lil’ bit oh!!

oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH

shoot it...!!!


Too fast?!?? Couldn't manage to follow from all the laughter? Haha!! Well you can always REPLAY!! Hahhaha...

video

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Do you not know? Should you??

Most people don't appreciate what they have,
Most people take for granted of everything they have in abundance,
Most people have more than what they can ask for and still feel down,
Most people are just human.

Only some people have little things,
Only some people need little things,
Only some are joyous over things they can dream of but could not possibly own in their life time,
Only some can appreciate over things that means nothing to others,
Only some can see those little things.

Have you ever took for granted over insignificant things that happened which you don't make of?
Have you looked at a paper and see trees and Mother Nature instead of a plain'ol white paper?
Have you felt gratitude looking at garbages?
Have you no feeling (coal miners) when you barbeque?
Have you shown gratitude over little, insignificant, abundant, negligible things?

Do you know who you are?
Do you know of your significance?
Do you know?
Are you sure?
Are you even thankful?
Are you, now...?



Friday, April 30, 2010

Yiu or Mi?

Police asking a blind old man questions....


Police: Who are you?
Old man: I am Yiu.
Police: No, not me, you.
Old man: Yes, I'm Yiu.
Police: Now, just answer the damn question. Who are you?!!
Old man: I have told you.
Police: Are you deaf?
Old man: No, Yiu is blind.
Police: I no blind. You is blind!
Old man: That's what I just said!
Police: Yiu just said what?!?
Old man: I did not said what. I said Yiu.
Police: And that's what I am asking you.
Old man: And Yiu is answering...
Police: Shut up!!

Police asking another guy named Mi nearby...

Police: You!
Old man: Yes?
Police: Not you! Him! (pointing to Mi) What's your name?
Mi: Mi.
Police: Yes, you!
Mi: I am Mi.
Old man: Yes, he is Mi, and I am Yiu.

Brains going hairwire?? better believe it! hahha

Saturday, April 24, 2010

LOVE...

Lady: Why do you like me? Why do you love me?

Man: I can't tell the reason... But I really like you...

Lady: You can't even tell me the reason... How can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man: I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady: Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her, but not you!

Man: OK...OK!!! Erm...because you are beautiful, because your voice is
sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile, because of your every movements...

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became comma.

The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Dearest,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern then I like you... Now that

you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you... Now can you smile?

Now can you move? No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love needs a reason?
NO!

Therefore, I still love you... And love doesn't need a reason

"When loving someone .... never regret what you do ...
Only regret what you didn't do"

Lily Allen's #$%^ You.

Look inside, look inside ur tiny mind,and look a bit harder.
'cos we're so uninspired,

so sick and tired,

of all the hatred u harbour.


So u say, its not ok to be gay,

well, i think ur just evil.

ur just some racist who can't tie my laces,

ur point of view is MEDIEVAL...


Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

'cos we hate wat u do,

and we hate ur whole crew,

so please don stay in touch

Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

cos ur words don translate,

and its getting quite late,

so please don stay in touch....


do u get,

doooO u get a little kick out of being small minded,

u wan to be like ur father,

his approval ur after,

well, its not how u find it.


do u?

do u really enjoy living a live that's so hateful?

cos there's a whole way ur soul shud be,

and ur losing control of it,

and its really distastefulllLLL...


Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

'cos we hate wat u do,

and we hate ur whole crew,

so please don stay in touch

Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

cos ur words don translate,

and its getting quite late,

so please don stay in touch....


Fuck you!fuck you! fuck youuuu..!

Fuck you!fuck you! fuck youuuu..!

Fuck yoooouUUUuuUUuuUUUUuuuuuu...


you say,

we think need to go to war,

while ur already in one,

cos its people like u,

that need to get sloo,

no one wans ur opinion,


Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

'cos we hate wat u do,

and we hate ur whole crew,

so please don stay in touch


Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

cos ur words don translate,

and its getting quite late,

so please don stay in touch....

Fuck you! fuck you!

fuck you! Fuck you!.....

To date or not to date?

Should a university student find a life partner during university life or should they date only upon graduation? The question is a subjective one that solely depends on the individual himself. However, it cannot be denied that neither choice one picks guarantees a bliss and sweet marriage life in the future. There are many reasons, both good and bad, to find a life partner when one is still studying in university. It all depends on how both individuals handle that relationship.

Looking at the cons, dating during your university studies can affect your studies. You can be too tight up with your other partner and your attention will divert away from your academics perhaps even without you yourself knowing. Some might need your constant accompaniment and some might be always asking for your help in his or her own studies, whether it be assignments or reports, subsequently distracting yourself from your own studies.

Besides that, some dates during university studies can be loveless and prove heartbreaking. Some people date just for, what we call, ‘for university use only’. These people date so that they can take advantage of the individual to ease their own life in university. For example, some girls date a guy having a car in campus so that they can easily go anywhere in or out of campus. When they need a ride, they would just make a call and their ‘driver would be there for them. This too happens to guys as they date because the girl can help him in his assignments and academics, giving himself more time to relax and ‘play around’.

Yet another reason for not finding a life partner during university life is that you may not know your ‘crush’ well enough yet to put high hopes in that relationship. He or she might not end up being your spouse. Perhaps that person is masquerading and is not telling you everything about herself but is only telling you what you want to hear. The truth and honesty between couples are important in a healthy and blissful relationship and this might be the vital element that is lacking in university dates.

Turning our attention the other way round, university dating can actually be very up-building to both of the couples. Such relationships can help in stress management from the academics. Each one can support each other in times of distress and need. Besides, some being far away from home can have the sense of care and love from their lover. This can make one emotionally calm and stable from their homesick, thus, giving them more concentration and focus on their studies.

Besides catering their emotional needs, university dating can improve their academic performances. Both couples can have revisions and discussions together and can complement each other on certain subjects.

In a nut shell, there is nothing wrong to find your life partner during university life. It all depends on how both couples handle their relationship. You must control ‘love’ and not let ‘love’ control you.

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