Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Entertainment. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Sorry Sorry by Super Junior with a 'lil Twist just to Crank it up even MORE!!

Chill....Relax... Have some fun and Laughter with Super Junior!!!

Play the song right at the bottom of the page and follow the lyrics below! ENJOYYyyy....!!!


Sorry Sorry by SuperJunior

Dig a lil’ bit,

Dig a lil’ bit,

Dig a lil’ bit oh!!

Dig a lil’ bit oh!!

oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH....

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

Naked naked naked banjo

naked naked naked baju baju baju “bao you”(hug you) babey,

sorry sorry sorry sorry,

mean you push-up, push-up, push-up,

Sumi, makan makan makan MEGA meet you, meet you, babey.


Para gonna mimpi soggin’, mimpi soggin’,

madam muchy, madam muchy mole a hole you know?

Call, oh!, All your mao(cat) Eh! Moose(hair gel) your mao, Eh! Moose your mao raw-magination jangan bai tuo(please) huan(change) “ya ba”(dumb),

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Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

Naked naked naked banjo

naked naked naked baju baju baju “bao you”(hug you) babey,

sorry sorry sorry sorry,

mean you push-up, push-up, push-up,

Sumi, makan makan makan MEGA meet you, meet you, babey.

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......badan tam tam(body wet wet),

Ca..ca..ca..ca..ca..call I nor Mann teman mesin-gan (machine gun)

Jana kem massagy no hana(flower) patt geh ”ang bo yong”(useless husband)

A neh me ka?(so fast?) Cari Jalan “ban ji”(TOTO),

Maggot mari, zuo...!! (maggot come sit)

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Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

Naked naked naked banjo

naked naked naked baju baju baju “bao you”(hug you) babey,

sorry sorry sorry sorry,

mean you push-up, push-up, push-up,

Sumi, makan makan makan MEGA meet you, meet you, babey

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......

Dan dan dan......badan tam tam (body wet wet),

Less dance...dance...dance...dance,

Less dance...dance...dance...dance

Less dance...dance...dance...dance...dance...dance.

Eh! .............................................. yeahhhh.....,

Mana Maa? (Where’s Mom?)

Sarang Ngai bull shit for the bed, “Da Shi ha! lupa sengat ghost hoh”(Da Shi forgot to sting the ghost)

HEHhh!! Hehhh!! Hehh...!

Ini lagi budak Ching-Gu kata naked neko(cat) shit gold,

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Sorry, Sorry, Sorry, Sorry,

Naked naked naked banjo

naked naked naked baju baju baju “bao you”(hug you) babey,

sorry sorry sorry sorry,

mean you push-up, push-up, push-up,

Sumi, makan makan makan MEGA meet you, meet you, babey.

Dance...dance....dance...dance...

Dig a lil’ bit,

Dig a lil’ bit,

Dig a lil’ bit oh!!

Dig a lil’ bit oh!!

oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH, oh, OH

shoot it...!!!


Too fast?!?? Couldn't manage to follow from all the laughter? Haha!! Well you can always REPLAY!! Hahhaha...

Friday, April 30, 2010

Yiu or Mi?

Police asking a blind old man questions....


Police: Who are you?
Old man: I am Yiu.
Police: No, not me, you.
Old man: Yes, I'm Yiu.
Police: Now, just answer the damn question. Who are you?!!
Old man: I have told you.
Police: Are you deaf?
Old man: No, Yiu is blind.
Police: I no blind. You is blind!
Old man: That's what I just said!
Police: Yiu just said what?!?
Old man: I did not said what. I said Yiu.
Police: And that's what I am asking you.
Old man: And Yiu is answering...
Police: Shut up!!

Police asking another guy named Mi nearby...

Police: You!
Old man: Yes?
Police: Not you! Him! (pointing to Mi) What's your name?
Mi: Mi.
Police: Yes, you!
Mi: I am Mi.
Old man: Yes, he is Mi, and I am Yiu.

Brains going hairwire?? better believe it! hahha

Friday, July 24, 2009

The Harry Potter- Transformers Equation.

VS


What do you get when :

1 + 2 = 3
2 x 2 = 4
Good + Good = very good
Good + extra Good = Superbly good

What about......

If you get....

Transformers + Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince = Not Bad


Why NOT BAD?

BECAUSE...!!!!

That's what you'll get when you add something as spectacular as Transformers and ruin the whole equation with something as damned as the sickeningly lousy, worthless, utterly boringly, absolutely time-wasting piece of crappy, lousy movie!!!

It really ain't worth my money and time and everything for this, so-called infamous Harry Potter movie! This one's a total disgrace from what people thought it was. Now it will only remain as a was. There is and will never be anymore good movies from harry potter. It sucks all the faith and funnel it down the filthy, dark, rubbish-filled drain!!

Hell with Harry Potter...

Time to move on....

Monday, April 20, 2009

Internet Sympnohy

This is one great symphony!!!

NAmed as the "Internet Symphony", this masterpiece is conducted via internet connection. The result??!??

Gosh!! I love it!!

Get a load of it!!!

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Typically Malaysians???


Got this msg via email and i thought it's quite interesting to share..haha..tickle ur funny bone!!

REad on...

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?


1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top
English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When StreamyX come, you complain StreamyX too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say StreamyX still the best lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE, run from one end of 1Utama to the other,?that one?NO COMPLAINT.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce.

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Australian.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10.. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry's coming back soon!!!

Now it seems ever more interesting and definitely one movie you can't afford to miss out!!

Feast on the trailer!!



Thursday, January 29, 2009

Wedding Vows

Vows you might want to think of..??


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Saturday, January 24, 2009

Dancing vs Lion Dance

Was at Spring yesterday and they kinda had two performance overlapping...
Dancing performances started first... they were quite cool.. with kids performing as well..cute lil kids!! I ye....haha







Then there was this sudden "GONG!!!" from behind..

Lion Dance!! Behind us at the Digi booth right at the centre of the court!!

Two performances at nearby places in the same building!!!
Who'd prevail??!?


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What to do...
Lion dance Still prove to be the famous one at the New Year's time protraying, what should be - CNY ambience.

Very sia soi lei..
all of a sudden, no one was at the stage!
mOst people set course to their beloved Lion Dance... LOlz.. Gosh..

BUt I tell you..
Dancers were extremely energetic, full of spirit!!
You see.. There is these 2 guys who kinda belly danced and by-gosh!!
Even the gals were not even near their level!
See for yourself ba... Watch also la.. LoLz..


Saturday, January 10, 2009

Entertainment and Us.....

I have come to realize something.. most of the nice movies and dramas we viewers think as nice and exciting and “kin teo” with one villain and one party being kidnapped.

Now, most of the time, most of the villain doing the kidnapping seems to be schizophrenic, or at least showing symptoms of schizophrenia.

Schizophrenic should be something scary for us for they hallucinate, have 2 or more different personalities and among others, mentally unstable.

Funny... We seem to excite ourselves watching something that, in real life, we should be in graved fear....

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Just for fun

See this magic…………………………….

1. Open Internet Explorer
2. Go to Google.com
3. Click images
4. Type 'flowers' or any other word.
5. You will get a page which is having full of images
6. Then delete the URL from the address bar and paste the following script
javascript:R=0;S=0;T=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24;x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length;function A(){for(i=0; i
7. See the magic of programming

Friday, December 19, 2008

Sarakraf Pavilion - Sarawak



Sarakraf Pavilion situated at KTLD Jalan Tabuan really is a place worth visiting for all you guys out there whether you be a Sarawakian or not.
They are tonnes of sourvenirs and local cuisines there. Souvenirs ranging from those protraying creativity too those of our delicacies to those that please our sense of smell are all available here.
Let the pictures paint what there is there....

Feast on...!!


As you enter, there's already crafty handycrafts for you to see and buy of course.. necklaces, earrings, rings, etc all made from beads and beads and more beads!!


And not to forget!! A hut full of S-K-U-L-L-S !!!! Aiks!! sarcastically trembling...Lolz..


and something more pleasant and cute for a break..eee.. like someone..hehe


She can 'menganyam tikar'???!!?!?!


Fuyoh!!!(Not promoting Digi ok?) Tiny skull..must've been from a baby or toddler!! eeish..



Rock'n'roll babey...


OOO lala.. handsome skulls..or pretty..hmmm..for some reason..wonder why..


Life is never complete without a drink huh? I yo..driving later lei.. one cup enough la..tanks..tanks.


Wanna have a go of Congkak?( I also no idea how to play, just like her)



Then there's the Dining table we presume. Nice piece of table I'd give you that! If only, one at home..well..future..hmmm


..and this will be the eating place..nice setting.. better than BDC's Hijau. Not yet opperational yet though. Kitchen's still under renovation. Would, by right, be opperating somewhere during Christmas, that's what we're told, and time of operrating would be from 11am to 12 midnight if not mistaken. Food ranging from Laksa,etc during brunch and serving dishes such as fried vege's and stuffs, with a bowl of rice(or more on extra request) for each person. Asian style food. Beers and a little karaoke is also available here for those who's interested.
(Name of the place? The Courtyard Recipe Sdn Bhd. Does catering services as well. For more infos,
call +60168589909
or Email courtyardrecipe@gmail.com

Enough of food, we move on
to the souvenirs section..
Amongst the others available for sale here...


bags and hats...




handbags made from coconut...
We found another possible use for that handbag. We got a lil naughty and we thought it could become a bra as well.. Soly..sensored for this one..wanna find out then go to Sarakraf and try it yourself!!!haha..


miniature knife...or parang..or something..hmmm..
MONEY OR LIFE?!!??


More skulls!!!! With 'strings'?!?? Sexy... Wouldn't count on it..



...cute 'lil umbrella too..



Selling brooches as well.. not really clear and sparkly from this photo though...


Last and not least...Toilet.. Not bad la.. can do..hehe..

There are still plenty more that Sarakraf have to offer. Oh!! And by the way, those skulls are replicas. made from clay and some from plastics. Sarawak, especially Kuching, is more modern and civilised than you think it is... Head hunters? Duh.. It was like..LOng Gone!!! excuse me..

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Confusing Chinese Names

I got this email from Fung Jia and I thought it was quite a heart tickler.. haha.. read on..

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?


Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.


Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!


Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?


Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.


Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?


Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.


Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!


Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?


Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).


Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!
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This is hilarious ...

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie
Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)

Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)
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