Friday, April 30, 2010

Yiu or Mi?

Police asking a blind old man questions....


Police: Who are you?
Old man: I am Yiu.
Police: No, not me, you.
Old man: Yes, I'm Yiu.
Police: Now, just answer the damn question. Who are you?!!
Old man: I have told you.
Police: Are you deaf?
Old man: No, Yiu is blind.
Police: I no blind. You is blind!
Old man: That's what I just said!
Police: Yiu just said what?!?
Old man: I did not said what. I said Yiu.
Police: And that's what I am asking you.
Old man: And Yiu is answering...
Police: Shut up!!

Police asking another guy named Mi nearby...

Police: You!
Old man: Yes?
Police: Not you! Him! (pointing to Mi) What's your name?
Mi: Mi.
Police: Yes, you!
Mi: I am Mi.
Old man: Yes, he is Mi, and I am Yiu.

Brains going hairwire?? better believe it! hahha

Saturday, April 24, 2010

LOVE...

Lady: Why do you like me? Why do you love me?

Man: I can't tell the reason... But I really like you...

Lady: You can't even tell me the reason... How can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?

Man: I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.

Lady: Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's boyfriend can tell her why he loves her, but not you!

Man: OK...OK!!! Erm...because you are beautiful, because your voice is
sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you are thoughtful,
because of your smile, because of your every movements...

Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and became comma.

The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:

Dearest,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your care and concern then I like you... Now that

you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.

Because of your smile, because of your every movements that I love you... Now can you smile?

Now can you move? No, therefore I cannot love you...

If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.

Does love needs a reason?
NO!

Therefore, I still love you... And love doesn't need a reason

"When loving someone .... never regret what you do ...
Only regret what you didn't do"

Lily Allen's #$%^ You.

Look inside, look inside ur tiny mind,and look a bit harder.
'cos we're so uninspired,

so sick and tired,

of all the hatred u harbour.


So u say, its not ok to be gay,

well, i think ur just evil.

ur just some racist who can't tie my laces,

ur point of view is MEDIEVAL...


Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

'cos we hate wat u do,

and we hate ur whole crew,

so please don stay in touch

Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

cos ur words don translate,

and its getting quite late,

so please don stay in touch....


do u get,

doooO u get a little kick out of being small minded,

u wan to be like ur father,

his approval ur after,

well, its not how u find it.


do u?

do u really enjoy living a live that's so hateful?

cos there's a whole way ur soul shud be,

and ur losing control of it,

and its really distastefulllLLL...


Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

'cos we hate wat u do,

and we hate ur whole crew,

so please don stay in touch

Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

cos ur words don translate,

and its getting quite late,

so please don stay in touch....


Fuck you!fuck you! fuck youuuu..!

Fuck you!fuck you! fuck youuuu..!

Fuck yoooouUUUuuUUuuUUUUuuuuuu...


you say,

we think need to go to war,

while ur already in one,

cos its people like u,

that need to get sloo,

no one wans ur opinion,


Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

'cos we hate wat u do,

and we hate ur whole crew,

so please don stay in touch


Fuck you! Fuck you very very muuu...uuuu..uuu.uu..ch,

cos ur words don translate,

and its getting quite late,

so please don stay in touch....

Fuck you! fuck you!

fuck you! Fuck you!.....

To date or not to date?

Should a university student find a life partner during university life or should they date only upon graduation? The question is a subjective one that solely depends on the individual himself. However, it cannot be denied that neither choice one picks guarantees a bliss and sweet marriage life in the future. There are many reasons, both good and bad, to find a life partner when one is still studying in university. It all depends on how both individuals handle that relationship.

Looking at the cons, dating during your university studies can affect your studies. You can be too tight up with your other partner and your attention will divert away from your academics perhaps even without you yourself knowing. Some might need your constant accompaniment and some might be always asking for your help in his or her own studies, whether it be assignments or reports, subsequently distracting yourself from your own studies.

Besides that, some dates during university studies can be loveless and prove heartbreaking. Some people date just for, what we call, ‘for university use only’. These people date so that they can take advantage of the individual to ease their own life in university. For example, some girls date a guy having a car in campus so that they can easily go anywhere in or out of campus. When they need a ride, they would just make a call and their ‘driver would be there for them. This too happens to guys as they date because the girl can help him in his assignments and academics, giving himself more time to relax and ‘play around’.

Yet another reason for not finding a life partner during university life is that you may not know your ‘crush’ well enough yet to put high hopes in that relationship. He or she might not end up being your spouse. Perhaps that person is masquerading and is not telling you everything about herself but is only telling you what you want to hear. The truth and honesty between couples are important in a healthy and blissful relationship and this might be the vital element that is lacking in university dates.

Turning our attention the other way round, university dating can actually be very up-building to both of the couples. Such relationships can help in stress management from the academics. Each one can support each other in times of distress and need. Besides, some being far away from home can have the sense of care and love from their lover. This can make one emotionally calm and stable from their homesick, thus, giving them more concentration and focus on their studies.

Besides catering their emotional needs, university dating can improve their academic performances. Both couples can have revisions and discussions together and can complement each other on certain subjects.

In a nut shell, there is nothing wrong to find your life partner during university life. It all depends on how both couples handle their relationship. You must control ‘love’ and not let ‘love’ control you.

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